Video: Sarah Palin Saved From Witchcraft by Pastor Muthee

Sarah Palin’s pastor prays over her to save her from witchcraft. Nothing weird about that, right?

Video Shows Sarah Palin Speaking in Tongues to Katie Couric

It’s either Sarah Palin  speaking in tongues, or some other kind of meaningless gibberish…….

From Robert Schlesinger at USNews:

If you can’t see it, Couric asks Palin whether it mightn’t be a good idea to spend the $700 billion on things like helping people get healthcare, gas, and groceries rather than on a Wall Street bailout.

Palin: That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Helping the—it’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade—we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as competitive, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today—we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity.

It’s like a talking points machine gone out of control. Or magnetic poetry that you have on your fridge—in fact, you can try it at home. String together key words and phrases like “shore up the economy,” “reduce tax rates,” “healthcare reform,” and “trade” and see what kind of Palinisms you can create.

Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

Click here to see the video.  It’s a hoot.

Hillary:  I don’t agree with  the Bush Doctrine.

Sarah:  And I don’t know what it is.

Gina Gerson Spoofs Sarah Palin in Video

Excerpts:

“I think Global Warming is P.S… polar bear shit. Every day I open my door in Anchorage and it’s freezing. End of experiment.”

Voiceover: Sarah Palin, if she shoots you in the face it’s because she was aiming for it.

See the video.